Some Copypasta

[Lol]
Oh my god. Your comment was so unbelievably funny that I cannot physically stop laughing. My vocal cords are vibrating so violently that I’m throwing up blood. My throat is producing so much sound for so long that parts of my spine have shifted out of place through the sheer vibration, causing me indescribable pain. My entire body from the shoulders up is visibly shaking due to the sound I am producing. My lungs are running out of air by the second. My entire body is screaming in pain. Anyone to see me in this state would assume I’m having a horrible seizure. The laughter reverberating in my ears has driven me to madness. The sheer hilarity of your comment, the pure and untainted cumdy that you typed with your holy fingers blessed by the Lord has thrown me up the stairway to Heaven and delivered me to death’s door. I am well and truly dying laughing.

[Spelling]
I offer my sincerest apologies for the egregious and reprehensible actions that I have perpetrated upon the Internet. How could I, in my naivete and folly, have committed a mere spelling error in a sentence on the esteemed platform of Reddit? This grievous misstep has led to a catastrophic failure on my part, causing a profound sense of disappointment and disillusionment not only among my family and society but also among the denizens of the Internet. The magnitude of the destruction and harm that my transgression has caused is beyond any conceivable means of redress. As a result, I am but the culmination of the collective failures of my entire lineage, coalesced into one colossal disappointment.

[RR]
You know the rules and so do I

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you